Ian's Grand U-Haul Adventure

ITM breaks down the popular sapphic phenomenon and shares some life updates following her East Coast tour

There’s an old joke in the LGBTQ community that goes, “What does a lesbian bring to a second date? A U-Haul.” Like much humor, there’s plenty of truth in the punchline. I’d been meaning to explore the beauty of U-Haul for weeks in this column, often impeded by the antics of the Fanta Fuhrer. Even as a seasoned practitioner of unnecessarily expedited rel…